Monday, November 9, 2009

Victim Of Senseless Nostalgia



I was just in the supermarkt (exciting, thrilling life) and noticed these "English Style" (because of course they don't have them anywhere else in Britain) Salt and Vinegar crisps.
I couldn't help it, I fell into a sort of drooling hypnosis and bought them.
I made three big mistakes.
Mistake 1:
I should've been warned off by the word "chips".
Mistake 2:
Salt & Vinegar crisps NEVER come in red bags.
Mistake 3:
I'm not known as "the Karlheinz Stockhausen of food" so I should stop experimenting.


Next time I will be buying the Scottish, Welsh or Irish style ones.

I shall not be buying them again, ever. Nauseating.
Although I ate half of them (reflex action).
Please excuse me while I go and incinerate the remnants of the pack.


3 comments:

Sands | കരിങ്കല്ല് said...

liked the caption (second picture) :)

Dan Abbott said...

Ha ha! Thanks!
And I promise to keep experimenting.
My life here is one big laboratory.

Anonymous said...

Dan I can't wait to come over and the English style crisps! See you soon, belated Happy Birthday and congrats on the other thing (not sure if it's a secret...;-) The
S-I-L (work it out) x